" stick shift "

 [ "stick shift" ]

1: The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm a man, therefore I drive a stick shift. 

 [ "stick shift" ]

2: Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

 [ "stick shift" ]

1: When a guy gets a handjob while driving a car

  * e.g.,  ... ryan-dude,heather gave me a stick shift while i was driving us to the beach! 

 [ "stick shift" ]

1:  When a stripper grabs your game boy with her hand and moves it around.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, Dimples gave me one hell of a hot lap dance with lots of grinding and stick shifting, you need to get yourself one too! 

 [ "stick shift" ]

1: dick, penis, cock...)

  * e.g.,  ... let yo bitch ride yo stick shift 

 [ "stick shift" ]

1: the act of trying to urinate while the male member is full of righteous blood, making the act nearly impossible, possibly causing a divided stream

  * e.g.,  ... i woke up in the morning and had a stick shift, piss went all over my parents bathroom 

 [ "stick shift" ]

1: Catching "yourself" on any inanimate object.

  * e.g.,  ... "I just got stick shifted by my bike." 

 [ "Stick Shift" ]

1: A car that has a manual transmission where the driver uses a clutch and a gear shifter to drive the car.

  * e.g.,  ... Really awsome cars like a Toyota Celica can be found with this type of transmission. 

 [ "Stick Shift" ]

1: See: manual transmission. The only real way to drive a car, especially if it's rear-wheel drive.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that stupid ricer in his "mad phat" Honda Civic. I bet he doesn't even know how to drive stick shift. 

 [ "stick shifting" ]

1: v. Receiving or giving a handjob in a car. Not as good as road head but usually much safer.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "So how was that ride back to Becky's house." 

 [ "stick shifting" ]

1: The attempt to bring one's self to the point of ejaculation while driving at a high rate of speed.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny was stick shifting at about 81 mph when he finally stomped the clutch.